I Can't Be Bothered to Write This Book Cover
A Bedtime Rebellion

A children's book that actually wants your kids to shut it.

Written by an exhausted father of five who ran entirely out of creative patience. Instead of magic, lessons, or exciting adventures, this 36-page story is just a hilarious battle of wits between a lazy narrator and a stubborn reader.

Buy on Amazon UK (£7.99)

Premium full-color print with gloss cover. Also available on Amazon US & Europe.

What's Inside? (If we can be bothered)

Take a sneak peak at the actual pages. Minimal effort, maximum attitude.

Page 7 Preview - A Boy Called Bob
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Page 8 Preview - Sparkle Face
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Exhausted Dad - Lazy Bookman Author
Behind the Madness

Hi, I'm a dad of 5 & a first-time author.

That means two things: I know exactly what makes children laugh out loud, and I have absolutely zero physical or mental energy left. I self-published this book because I wanted a bedtime story that made us laugh, while actively pushing them toward closing the book. Buy it to support a very tired local parent.